Famous Folie à Deux Prime Dimes

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There's gonna come a day when CP prices will not be the lowest - in fact, I'll tell you exactly when that will be: on the 12th of NEVER. The thing standing between you and a) our high-priced no clubhead speed competitors, who hate us not only because we're smart and beautiful but because we're eating their lunch, and b) suppliers, who love and hate us and everywhere in between depending on how many whiny complaints they get about our prices any given day from the aforementioned competitors, is Chimp. Here's what some old sage told me. If they're trying to kill you, act accordingly. Here's Exhibit #11,983 in our war against price gouging and shady dealers. Chimpo's Famous Brand Prime Dime series brings 2 great tastes that taste great together. And, unlike another Famous pairing, it's a marriage built to last. Featuring top-rated brands rich in both Cuban heritage and retail pricing. So rich in fact that the MSRPs on these brands sold separately in stores would make Musk and Bezos blush. This Famous Brand dealio smashes these pairs together in one 10-cigar dime pack up to 75% off. Just 59 bucks for up to $237 worth of retail value. Thank you for your attention to this matter.